socialsaltysailors:

houseofgreysuperfan:

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goodmendontneedrules:

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funnyposts:

THAT is how you advertise security glass.

Eventually somebody would probably just take the metal out of the ground or something lol idk

Chewing gum, diamond, fire exstinguisher?

^ YES.

I should carry a diamond around with me for this reason…

don’t forget the grease marker!

Moriarty has taught us how to be supervillians.

 You know, when we will have our engagement ring with a little diamond we will thanks our boyfriend not because they asked us to marry him, but because he brought to us the only weapon we needed to became supervillans.

(Source: vinsanityraw)